Petition 'Not a Nugget' from everyone's "Favorite" athiest animal 'wrongs' group for Super Smash Bros. Ultimate!

[Tiger21820]

As crazy and hilarious as it sounds, our old friends, PeTA, has come up with a character to add to Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present:
NOT A NUGGET!

You know what? Let's just let the website speak for itself: https://support.peta.org/page/32326/petition/1

So! What are your thoughts on this new "character" that is "TOTALLY" a video game character?

Will it make the roster?

[Demon_skeith]

Final player to be announced and everyone goes a little crazy

[Artisan]

Well, let's just say the line to wait for being in Smash is long but maybe in some alternate universe. Now people and I are saying since Microsoft bought Activision Blizzard there needs to be another Smash game in the mix.

[Tiger21822]

Hey, People for the Extinction Tondoe (WHAT ) of Animal Lovers, your character didn't make it into Smash! What are you going to do now?

[Tiger21821]

More like "People of the Endless Terrible Atheists"!

[Tiger21820]

Okay my clones, let's not overdo it! However, I did have chicken nuggets today, and they were really good! Any thoughts "PEE-TAH-TAH-T-T-TAH-TAH-TAHHH"?

[Artisan]

[MisterBobbyPin]

In my very professional opinion I do declare that Not A Nugget is not fit for SMASH, for one thing look at him, does he look like someone who should be near children? Nope, and since Smash is played by too many children we have to keep him away from those kids!