My recent feedback to "Fire Emblem Heroes" on iOS, because I snapped

[Tiger21820]

This game is terrible! On my personal ranking scale from best to worst, X, S, A, B, C, D, E, F, U, W, I give this embarrassment and DEMON in the form of a Fire Emblem game a W, which stands for "Woe"! And it takes A LOT to make me rank something as low as W! Do everyone a favor, and shut this game down and cast it into the deepest depths of the "Nintendo Vault" just as you did Mario!

It's a blemish to an already great Nintendo franchise, and by bringing terribly rigged and poorly implemented Gatchapon mechanics, and absurdly dull and simplified gameplay, I can NEVER recommend this as a Fire Emblem game! Play something else! Play Fire Emblem Three Houses! Play Fire Emblem Awakening! Play Fire Emblem The Blazing Blade! Heck, go download a fan translation patch of the older japanese-only games! Play Dragalia Lost! PLAY WARIO LAND 3: THE MASTER QUEST! Or if you want to play a Gatchapon game that actually WORKS, play Puzzle & Dragons! PLAY ANYTHING EXCEPT FIRE EMBLEM HEROES!!!

AND DO NOT FOR ANY REASON SPEND A DIME ON THIS WASTE OF HARDDISK SPACE, BECAUSE YOU ARE BEING RIPPED OFF!!!!

Of course, this is a personal opinion of mine, and does not reflect upon the views and opinions of the rest of Nintendo 3DS Central, or it's partners!

Just save yourself some time, and avoid Fire Emblem Heroes at all costs and the rabbit hole that I had the misfortune of falling down into! Thank the Faerie of Frozen Flame / or just THANK GOODNESS that this game is/was free!

I just want to say as my final words: IF YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS WITH THIS REVIEW, THEN YOU TAKE IT OUT ON NINTENDO!! NINTENDO IS DEAD TO ME!!!! But DO NOT HARASS THEM!! I just want to share my displeasure on how a video game company that I so lovingly named my community after for nearly 12 years became a BACKSTABBING TRAITOR!!! I hope the Steam Deck wipes the floor with you! THE SWITCH PRO IS GONNA FAIL, AND SO ARE YOU!!!

[Tiger21822]

Here is angry skreed number 2: The revenge of the Master of Fire and Ice; expressing his displeasure of F**king Emblem Hades! ENJOY! WHEN WILL THEY SHUT THIS PIECE OF RUBBISH DOWN!?

I was going to write an angry skreed about how crappy this W(oe)-teir DEMON in the form of a FALSE Fire Emblem game is, but I forgot what I was going to say! 0 out of 10! W-Tier! Give us another servey so I can express my displeasure I have towards this game and then some! Did I mention that I forgot what I was going to say? Man, It's a good thing you don't actually read these…

[Demon_skeith]

Angery topic is angery

but yeah, junk game. Do avoid.

[Tiger21820]

I'd say the ONLY redeeming quality is that the various characters talk to you! Otherwise, stay out of the rabbit hole, unless you somehow feel like you have some sort of obligation to pick up every log-in bonus since the game launched!

[Tiger21822]

Yay, more angry feedback! Enjoy!

You're idiots for not introducing a new summoning event today! I was supposed to swear ruefully after summoning a free duplicate hero, but there's nothing here! You are PATHETIC!!! Now hang your head in shame and take responsibility for your poor actions and send me 500 orbs and 10 years of FEH pass for free (because unexpiring FEH pass would have made too much sense), and put this comment on your list of "Best fake yet truthful critical feedback coments" to look back and laugh at how pathetic I am for asking for free stuff! But I stand by everything I say: FIX THE SUMMONING ALGORITHM FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!! MAKE IT EASIER TO SUMMON HEROES THAT PLAYERS DON'T HAVE, TAKING RARITY INTO ACCOUNT!!!! CAN YOU AT LEAST DO THAT!? OR ARE YOU JUST TOO LAZY TO MAKE YOUR SUMMONING WORTH A CRAP!? OH WAIT, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW!!!! SOME GAME COMPANY YOU ARE!!! I CAN DO BETTER THAN YOU!!!! HA!!!!