Rest in Peace Mario & Nintendo

[Tiger21820]

Nintendo just dug their own grave, and will eventually be buried there alive the same way they just buried poor widdo Mar-Mar alive down there... Poor thing didn't even stand a chance... Well, it's official: Nintendo has killed off their Mascot after 40 long years, and any future appearances of that guy are non-canon, and your mind playing tricks on you (But with all the time Nontendon't has been around (since 1889! WOAH!!), I guess Mario just wasn't good enough for them anymore, so again, we will forever have a time where Nintendo was Mario-less longer then Nintendo-not-do-anything was Mario-ful...)
R.I.P. Mario 1980-2021 "One last time: It's a-me, Mario! Let's a-go!"
And R.I.P. Nintendo 1889-2021 "I remember a time where Nintendo was good, now they aren't"

[Artisan]

Can't tell if this is serious or not but good read. Now we can have Donkey Kong be the mascot. Very funny series that is full of memes and popularity. Lives on an island where all the big billionaires secretly hang out, and if someone steals the bananas then beat them up!